A friend of mine commented on Twitter that her speakers had died after coming back from a road trip. The way she worded it, I had a TellSell ad forming in my head. It goes a little something like this.
Warning, this bit might be offensive to anyone who has fallen victim to the homeshopping mafia and still is in denial. Please avert your eyes now (or buy these amazing offensive text filtering reading glasses, only 99,95 USD)