A friend of mine commented on Twitter that her speakers had died after coming back from a road trip. The way she worded it, I had a TellSell ad forming in my head. It goes a little something like this.
Warning, this bit might be offensive to anyone who has fallen victim to the homeshopping mafia and still is in denial. Please avert your eyes now (or buy these amazing offensive text filtering reading glasses, only 99,95 USD)
John: New, the no-sound speakers.. Tired of your neighbors complaining about the noise. Constantly trapped in that net of wires? Well here’s the solution for you: NO-SOUND SPEAKERS.
Carol: That’s amazing John! These amazing speakers of stunning swedish design are completely wireless, simple to install and produce no sound at all. You can really reforge your relations with your neighbors after buying these.
John: And what’s even better: the wireless design ensures that there’s no chance of tripping or accidentally pulling the speakers off the furniture. BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!
Carol: Two trendy LEDs will flash periodically to show you that the speakers are working! That’s right. LEDs! The speakers are powered each by 12 AA batteries (sold seperately). The speakers will last a life time as they never need to be recharged.
John: These speakers cannot be bought in any store and normally sell for $499,00. If you order now, you will get them for $299,00 a piece. You will also get the no-sound headset.
Carol: This wonderful headset covers your ears perfectly, have sublime sound isolation and are completely wireless as well. Their furr design will also keep your ears warm in winter. Normally, $99,95 but today free with the No-Sound Speakers.
John: Order now. We are ready to receive your credit card details. Order now! Jesus wants you to.
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