This is a transcript of a short verbal interaction between friends. I thought I’d share.

Megan: The force is with you
Me: The fork! is with you
Megan: The fork?
Me: Always!
Dennis: What about the spoon?
Me: There is no spoon
Megan: I got a spork
Dennis: It’s an anomaly
Me: It’s an abomination!
Megan: But what are chopsticks then?
Dennis: I dunno, a bug?
Me: No, a prototype